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BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

TnetennbaCraft SMP: Good Morning Gamers

cheerful, cordial, Friendly, Gamers, Good, good morning, Good Vibes, greetings, Happiness, happy day, kind words, lovely morning, morning, morning greetings, morning routine, Nice, nice day, pleasant, positive start, positive vibes, positivity, smp, tnetennba, TnetennbaCraft, warm greetings

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!

SisGathNoGo Minecraft Server

apologizing, Avoiding, Cancer, close relationship, Communication Issues, cutting off, depression, Family Events, family gathering, feeling left out, HEARTBREAK, inadequate, lying.., Minecraft, mother’s death, Moving away, outgoing, Server, Siblings, SisGathNoGo, sister, sociable, successful siblings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. Our server is the ultimate escape from family drama and awkward conversations about jobs and children.

Don’t worry about lying to your siblings or avoiding family events – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No more guilt trips or tearful phone calls, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer?

ParentalPropertyPurge

Boundaries, boyfriend’s parents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family, in-laws, living arrangements, loyalty, Manipulation, Moral values, ParentalPropertyPurge, personal space, privacy, Property, relationships, second chances, Self Respect, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4412	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where we have a 100+ acre property for you to build your dream compound!

Imagine living with not only your boyfriend, but his parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and best friend all in one place! It’s like a reality show waiting to happen. And don’t worry, we promise not to encourage anyone to cheat on you or tell you to starve yourself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly having people over at your house and never having a moment of privacy. It’s the ultimate social experiment!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagAcceptance – Minecraft SMP

accepting, compromise, denial, hindsight, Minecraft, mistake, Overlooked, red flag, red flag acceptance, red flag behavior, red flag consequences, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, RedFlagAcceptance, relationship, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Settling, smp, unexpected, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	New Chunks Explored:	360902
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just end up accepting a red flag you never thought you would…and loving every minute of it!

NoMoreDiamondsForYou

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, Experience, growth, lessons learned, letting go, Life, Memories, missed chances, MONEY, moving on, never again, NoMoreDiamondsForYou, Nostalgia, opportunities, past, Reflection, regret, second chances, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	385
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare

border security, Conflict, covert operation, Daring, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military Action, military incursion, national security, Nightmare, political tensions, president, putin, Putins, Russian soil, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

CraftyMaduroCrackdown

authoritarian regime, crackdown, CraftyMaduroCrackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, freedom of speech, government repression, Hiding, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, opposition leaders, persecution, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6817	Players Killed by Monsters:	2566
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!

BoneZoneCraft

Affection, Animals, bones, BoneZoneCraft, canine, Companionship, Dogs, domestication, human-animal bond, love, loyalty, Paws, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet ownership, pet psychology, Pets, relationship, speculation, theory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where dogs rule the land and skeletons are the ultimate treasure! ever wanted to be chased by a pack of adorable but deadly pups? well now you can! watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your bones, they’re just jealous of your fabulous skeleton collection! join now for a bone-tastic adventure like no other!

PixelPotionPTSD-Gate

allegations, clinical trials, controversy, data manipulation, drug therapy, financial conflict of interests, investigative journalism, mdma, Medical Ethics, mental health, meta analysis, peer review, Pharmacology, PixelPotionPTSDGate, ptsd, research misconduct, retracted, scientific integrity, Therapy, Trauma, unethical conduct

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Farms Harvested:	110	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	6793

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!