Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will fight by your side in battle. Need to take down a horde of creepers? The Chicken Army has got your back. Want to raid a rival kingdom? The Chicken Army will lead the charge. These chickens are no ordinary farm animals – they are battle-hardened warriors ready to lay down their lives for you.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow llama. Legend has it that whoever tames the rainbow llama will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest to become the ruler of the land, with a loyal army of chickens and a rainbow llama by your side.
And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!
Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).
But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
Join our server and experience the unspoken rules of friendship like never before. Want to build a house with your best friend but they keep stealing your diamonds? No problem! Our server has a “sharing is caring” policy that encourages players to steal from each other in the name of friendship.
And don’t even get us started on relationships! Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our server, where players can date, break up, and even get married in-game. Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wild world of friendships and relationships in Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend or virtual spouse!
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| IP | mineturf.xyz |
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| Version | Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6 |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I obtain free ranks? | Free ranks can be obtained by grinding in the game. |
| Are there any custom skills in the game? | Yes, there are custom skills and abilities available for players. |
| What is the PvP Arena? | The PvP Arena is a designated area for players to engage in player vs player combat. |
| How can I access the supply crates? | Supply crates can be accessed by completing certain milestones or tasks in the game. |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where you can discuss everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, and anthro MC all in one place? It’s a furry paradise!
Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are so worth playing, you’ll never want to leave your computer again. And guess what? Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so let your creativity run wild!
But beware, the last thread got so wild that it had to be archived. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!