so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!
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SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! -
DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape
lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness! -
SyrianTortureEscapeCraft
join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions! -
CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building!
come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than the Islamic State in Syria! we’ve got over 4,100 ways to have a blast, literally! our caliphate may have collapsed, but our server is still going strong! build your own empire and watch it crumble like the real caliphate did! join now for a killer time!

