Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.
So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!
anyways, now there’s all this space junk floating around, and it’s like a giant game of dodgeball up there. but hey, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join us. we’ve got so much space debris, it’s like a whole new dimension of minecraft. plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have dodging all those fragments while trying to build your dream base.
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, because there’s no sky in space. just a whole lot of junk. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? see you in orbit, space cadets!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nutrition & Seasons | Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment. |
| Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies | Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones. |
| Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks | Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities. |
| Build Self-Governing Settlements | Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path from simple farmer to lord based on accomplishments. |
The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.
The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.
We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.
Visit our Discord link and apply to become part of our community.
You can find the modpack here.
Yes, you can join our Discord server here.
Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.
And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.
Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.
Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!
We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?
