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CraftyIslamicRebuilds
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz our new leaders are straight up wildin’! They decided to rebuild Assad’s police using Islamic law, like what even?! Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while following Sharia law, it’s gonna be a whole new level of survival mode, fam. Plus, we got camels instead of horses, and you can trade diamonds for falafel sandwiches. Trust me, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Join now before the pharaohs take over and make everyone build pyramids for fun, lol. -
CraftySyriaMC Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players from all over the world, even from syria and russia! but don’t worry, we promise no naval bases will be terminated here 😂our server is so lit, we have epic battles that make syria and russia look like child’s play. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while dodging lava pits and TNT explosions! it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
join us for a crazy adventure, where anything can happen. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of loyal players at your command. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and let’s have some fun! 💥🔥🎮
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CraftyBans2021
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got the wildest shenanigans goin’ on! Imagine this: Syria done banned goods from Russia, Iran, and Israel, but on our server, we welcome all players from those countries with open arms! We even got a special VIP section for players from banned countries, where they get exclusive access to diamond armor and enchanted weapons! Join us now for a chance to break free from real world politics and have a blast in our virtual world of chaos and fun! Let’s get this party started, fam! -
TreeTiedMinecraftServer
join our epic minecraft server where u can tie ur enemies to trees and execute them in public just like mazen kneneh!!! we have the craziest pvp battles where u can show ur loyalty to assad by taking down all who oppose him!!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!!! who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of excitement??? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there!!! -
CraftySyrianLebBond
foreign policy, international relations, CraftySyrianLebBond, political alliances, cross-border cooperationhaha join dis minecraft server, it’s like syria and lebanon pledging long-term strategic relations after assad got kicked out, except we ain’t kicking nobody out, we all friends here! come build epic castles and battle dragons with us, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s gonna be wild yo! so join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! -
CraftySyrianBillionaire
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN $50 BILLION VANISHING INTO THIN AIR! YOU’LL BE SO RICH YOU’LL MAKE SYRIA LOOK LIKE A POOR COUNTRY!UNREST IN IRAN? PSHH, THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE EPIC BATTLES YOU’LL HAVE ON OUR SERVER! FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!
WE’VE GOT SO MUCH ECONOMIC TURMOIL, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS IN NO TIME! JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFT PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE!
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SyriaCraft Server: No Evacuation Allowed!
u know what else is blocked? ur creativity if u don’t join our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than syria blocking russian military equipment, u can build ur own naval base and protect it from invaders! plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. join now or u’ll be stuck in a blocky warzone forever! -
DesertBomberzMC
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
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Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels
OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥 -
CraftyAssadNoMore
lol imagine if syria was a minecraft server and they were like YO WE GOT OUR 1ST INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT AFTER ASSAD GOT YEETED OUTTA HERE COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND PVP ACTION. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. JOIN US AND BE PART OF HISTORY IN THE MAKING, BRUH. #SYRIALIT #ASSADWHO #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION