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YazidiWarCrimes Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a woman who charges with war crimes for torturing yazidi women and children in syria! but don’t worry, she’s just here to build epic bases and slay dragons with us! who knew war criminals could be so good at minecraft?? join now for a chance to team up with our resident war criminal and dominate the virtual world together! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!
ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎
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LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers
So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! -
SyriaCraft: Missile Factory Raid
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy underground missile factories like it’s no big deal! we’re like the avengers of minecraft, but cooler. join us and be part of the most epic raids in minecraft history. who needs superheroes when you have us? we’ll blow your mind with our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s destroy some missile factories together! -
SyriaLootedMCServer
yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got israeli troops raiding IRGC weapons facilities in syria and stealin equipment and documents like it’s nobody’s business. join us for some wild adventures and looting sprees, ain’t no rules here, just pure chaos and fun. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get looting! -
SyriaCraft: 4 Gone, Israel On a Roll
come join our epic minecraft server where we have intense battles like israel in central syria but without the actual death and destruction cuz that’s not cool bro. we got state media reporting on our epic battles and they say we kill 4 players every minute cuz we’re just that good. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe the server rules but who really follows those anyways? come join us and be a part of the most intense minecraft server in the universe, where legends are born and friendships are shattered cuz someone stole your diamonds. -
The Block Party Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as white women racemixing with criminal niggers? Look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of chaos and excitement, just like those European countries with a surplus of male refugee niggers.Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to fend off a horde of refugee niggers while trying to protect your precious diamonds! And hey, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unlikely of places.
So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Who needs boring old family-friendly servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy story at a time!
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TerroristTakedownCraft
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos
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SyriaCraft: ISIS Boss Down!
Yo, you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server so lit that even the US government is getting involved? Well, guess what, we just captured the ISIS leader in Syria on our server! Join us for some epic gameplay and maybe even help take down some virtual terrorists while you’re at it. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this level of excitement in Minecraft? Come join us and be a part of the action! -
JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!