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ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

buttholes, catfish, catfishing, ChadCatfishCraft, Chads, digital deception, Game, internet trolling, Manipulation, online anonymity, online attention, online behavior, online boundaries, online catfishing, online communication, online deception, online predators, online relationships, online safety, online trust, online validation, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

Adversity, Chaos, coping mechanisms, Crafting, emotional strength, Endurance, facing hardships, germania, Germantopia, Hardship, inner strength, mental fortitude, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, Pain, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, resilience in difficult times, resilience in Germania, strength, Struggle, Suffering

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Crafty Aussie Blokes

anger, Aus, Aussie, Ban, Blokes, bros, buy knives now, Country, Crafty, defiance, freedom, Frustration, Government, hate, knives, Politics, protest, Rebellion, regulations, restrictions, RIGHTS, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	248	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

Depressed, fresh air, Happiness, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Months, mood boost, Nature, outside, positivity, self compassion, self love, self-care, Sunshine, Time, Vitamin D, walk, warm sunshine

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crops Grown:	8004	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Votes:	3531
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Anime, Aria, badass, blocky, Boobs, Character development, comedy, cute, detective, dynamic personality, explosions, Female Protagonist, gunslinger, Hidan, Hidan no Aria, high school, light novel, Minecraft, Mystery, Riko Mine, romance, school life, Server, Skilled, Tsundere

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

130k, affordable, Architecture, bargains, blocky, Buy, City Living, Cozy, Estate, European, Flat, high ceilings, interior design, Investment, Loft, Minecraft, MODERN, opportunity, Poland, Property, real, real estate, residential, SOLD OUT, unique design, Urban, Warsaw

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

BlockyBaez – Rats and Hacks Welcome! 🐭🔨

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BlockyBaez, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, Hacks, hakos baelz, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, zodiac

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Crops Grown:	3353

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer a 3D live Dream Catcher experience that will blow your mind!

Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyCisComingOut: How Minecraft Made Me Embrace My Cisgender Identity

acceptance, cisgender, coming out, Community, Confidence, courage, CraftyCisComingOut, Embrace, empowerment, Game, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, representation, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, storytelling, Support, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	68
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true identity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to come out as cis!

Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!

Amnya’s Snowy Shenanigans

advancement, Amnya, Amnyas, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Civilisation, Civilization, culture, discovery, Exploration, heritage, History, innovation, invented, Mystery, ruins, russians, Shenanigans, Siberia, Siberian ruins, Snowy, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	1479	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, get this – turns out Russians actually invented civilization! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about history because on this server, Mother Russia reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

art, artists, beauty, canvas, colors, creativity, CREEPERS, dreams, emotions, Expression, fulfillment, Happiness, Heart, imagination, inspiration, Journey, Life, misunderstood, motivation, paint, PALS, Passion, PIXEL, positivity, Self Discovery

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!