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Birth Buddies & Ancient Animals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there be animals dat old as u on here! like, imagine a turtle dat was born da same day as u, but now it’s all big and wise and stuff. u can be friends with ancient animals on dis server, it’s like a time machine but with pixels and creepers. come join us and meet ur animal twin from da past, it’s gonna be epic!

BishopTeo’sCaminoCraft

12 centuries ago, Ancestry, ancient DNA, Bishop, BishopTeosCaminoCraft, Camino de Santiago, catholic church, dna testing, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, historical discovery, History, medieval history, pilgrimage, pilgrimage route, religious pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, Spanish culture, spanish heritage., Spanish history, Teodomiro

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got bishop Teodomiro himself playin with us! he founded da famous Camino de Santiago pilgrimage like 12 centuries ago and now he’s here buildin epic castles and slayin creepers with us. u gotta join dis server cuz where else u gonna find a legendary bishop playin minecraft with u? plus, he got dat DNA testing so u know it’s legit. come join da fun and let’s make history together in dis wacky minecraft world!

MineCraftyMemes Server

alt girl, Alt guy, avoidance behavior, awkward encounter, Be at Uni, Be me, Black Sabbath T-shirt, drive home, ex, Flashbacks, Introvert, lay in bed, math class, MineCraftyMemes, missed opportunity, parking lot, regret, Scared, Server, Short blue hair, social anxiety, tool

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	4552	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1693	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	4260
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	616392
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Votes:	5914	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9856	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!