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BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crops Grown:	2177
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	4278
Potions Brewed:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchantments Applied:	59
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.