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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5801 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 152 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
why should u join? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and suddenly they were transformed into a block of cheese. but don’t worry, they were the tastiest cheese in all the land.
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls? ya, it’s pretty lit.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a talking microwave that tells the funniest jokes? ya, u heard me right. u can have a laugh while ur food is heating up.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!
