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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7312 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Ores Mined: | 5464 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
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