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MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	524257	Mines Excavated:	2396
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!

Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	714
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
New Chunks Explored:	215033	Divine Spears Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	81

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY mini-games, and WACKY building challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Potions Brewed:	175
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most Gotta Go Fast Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!

And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟

CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Animals Bred:	140

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
New Chunks Explored:	649525	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!