Synthetic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNatureMC

#sustainability, Artificial, Biodiversity, conservation, CraftyNatureMC, differentiation, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, environmentalism, green living, human impact, interconnectedness, interconnectedness of all things, man-made, Natural, Nature, organic, part of nature, Synthetic

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4285	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be building all sorts of wack stuff from nature and man made stuff. we be like da ultimate blend of nature and human creativity up in here.

imagine building a treehouse that grows real fruit or a skyscraper made entirely of cheese. the possibilities are endless, man.

we even got a secret underground society of mole people who trade rare items for shiny rocks. it’s lit, fam.

so come on down and join us on dis wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	6452
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	5624
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

AniMine, custom generation, good admin, minecraft server, Relax, vanilla server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

vanilla server where you can relax and just play

we have custom generation

good admin

animine.mineserver.xyz

Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

Kino, long tail tags, Magic, Minecraft, MIRROR, Server, working mirrors

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3758	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5204
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Watch Party., Primal Mist, Server, Shared FATE meetup, The Crow, Twin Peaks Season 2, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Buildings Constructed:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Divine Spears Created:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	126
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!