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Galaxy Burst Radio – Caltech Deep Synoptic

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5101
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

yo yo yo come join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can be a part of da most insane adventures eva! we got mighty radio bursts linked to massive galaxies, like whaaat?! u can explore da universe while buildin ur own epic base and fightin off creepers and zombies. our server is so lit, even Caltech’s Deep Synoptic Array-110 is talkin bout us! join now and be a part of da craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover how magnetars form while playin on our server. don’t miss out, come join da fun now!

Why do games have difficulty settings? If you can’t beat… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of wimpy Minecraft servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you crave a challenge that will test your skills and make you cry tears of frustration? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the difficulty setting is permanently set to “Insane Mode”!

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?

We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.

New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	1719	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	138	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	2681	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8087	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7743	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5065	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crops Grown:	2890
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	1724	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2091
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in the world of VR.

Are you new to VR? No problem! We’ll show you the ropes and get you started on your journey to real ejaculation – I mean, success.

Looking for some 18+ avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech, furry assets, and even a bag o’ dicks (don’t ask).

Join us for our lewd meets where we let loose and have a wild time. But don’t worry, we also have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, and Sad Anime Sunday.

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual reality world. Just remember, weak fear the strong, so bring your A-game and get ready for some epic VR action!

Kraut’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Villages Defended:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21

Do you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can be a kraut? Well, look no further because our server offers the most authentic kraut experience you can imagine! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where krauts rule the land and dominate the game.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a kraut, but you can also ride pigs into battle, wear lederhosen as armor, and build giant pretzel-shaped castles to defend against invading players. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground beer garden where you can relax and enjoy a cold one after a long day of kraut-ing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the kraut you’ve always dreamed of being. Trust us, it’s a wurst-case scenario if you don’t!