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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5270 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.