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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4592 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.