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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9309 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.