synapse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MemCraft Memory Glue – Stick Forever

Brain, Cognitive, DISCOVER, glue, hippocampus, INFORMATION, Lifetime, long term, MEMCraft, Memories, Memory, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Psychology, recall, research, scientists, Stick., study, synapse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that your memories will stick with you for a lifetime? Well, guess what? The brain scientists have finally discovered the secret sauce, the magical glue that will make your Minecraft adventures unforgettable!

Join our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the epic quests, insane builds, and crazy events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the top of the tallest mountain on the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and relive your favorite Minecraft moments over and over again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most mind-bending, memory-making Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4196	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5534	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	9015	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	287
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4542

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

caught on camera, controversy, convenience store, fast food, Gay, gay sex, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, Minecraft, News, public indecency, public sex, scandal, scandalous behavior, Server, sexual encounter, shocking incident, social media, taboo, viral, wawa, WaWas, white guy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchantments Applied:	226

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, crying, depression, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, lamenting, LLO, llora, Loneliness, long tail tags: sadness, Minecraft, MONO, mourning, Pain, smp, sobbing, sorrow, Tears, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

belief in oneself, can-do attitude, Confidence, courage, determination, empowerment, inner strength, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, optimism, perseverance, positive thinking, resilience, self esteem, self reliance, self worth, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4273
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

adorable, Animal lover, Bear, bought in, cute, cute animals, cute animals on social media, cute bear, cute pet pictures, cute pets, Decision making, giving up, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, personal growth, Posting, self improvement, smp, social media, social media habits, social media posting, Ways

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!