Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!
Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!
There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.
1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!
2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!
Brief description:
⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!
⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!
⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.
⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.
⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!
⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.
⬛ PVP – only in the arena.
⬛ Grief is prohibited.
⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.
⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.
⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
Not a short description.
⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.
We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!
⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.
⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!
⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!
Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!
⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!
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Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons start performing a choreographed routine to our server’s theme song, “HOLOTORI Dance!” Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player, Nanashi Mumei, who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a stick.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that tells dad jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So why is PC gaming dying? Because everyone is too busy having a blast on our insane Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just watch out for those laser-eyed chickens…
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.