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PutinCraft: Synagogue Slaughter Kids
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, Putin’s ally’s kids be playin’ on here and dey be doin’ some crazy stuff, like buildin’ giant synagogues and then shootin’ ’em down wit’ TNT! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, fam. Plus, dey got like, secret underground bases filled wit’ treasure and mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants. So come join da madness, cuz dis server be poppin’ off like fireworks on da 4th of July! -
CraftyElite Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way! -
MatzahCraft: Where kids are not meat shields, but creepers are!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player try to use kids as meat shields in a PvP battle – talk about thinking outside the block!But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!
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Passover Party Palace: Where Explosive Fun Meets Minecraft Madness
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mason Reynolds’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore hidden tunnels filled with annotated diagrams of secret synagogues (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Our community is so diverse, we even have players who believe in building swastika-shaped houses! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join a server that promotes violent anti-Semitism, racism, and white supremacism? Don’t miss out on the chance to glorify Nazi heroes while securing the existence of our people and a future for white children in the virtual world. Join now and become a neo-Nazi of the future! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take any of this seriously. We’re just here to have a laugh and play some Minecraft!) -
Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?
But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!
So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?
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AggroCraft: Where Seniors Go PvP
come join our minecraft server where the only aggression you’ll experience is when someone steals your diamonds! with a staff of over 100 players, we make sure everyone is taken care of and conflicts are resolved in the most epic way possible. our training program for employees includes intense pvp battles and building competitions to ensure they are prepared for any situation. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting hurt is your sides from laughing so hard! -
HeroicMC
HeroicMC is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!
We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!
Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.
Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.
The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!
Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.
play.heroicmc.com
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AlexandriaSMP: Where the only thing square are the Creeper heads! 16+ fun times ahead!
Features Description Experienced 18+ Admin Team Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers. Community-Driven Decisions Major decisions are made by the community through voting. Enhanced World Generation Explore new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria. Trust-Based System with CoreProtect No need for land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect. Regular Events Bi-weekly building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. Thriving Economy Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy. FAQs
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old? A: No, we only allow players who are 18 years old and above.
Q: How can I participate in the community decision-making process? A: You can participate by joining our Discord server and taking part in voting sessions.
Q: What is the process for resolving issues without land claims? A: Our trust-based system ensures that issues are quickly resolved with the help of CoreProtect.
Q: Are there specific rules for the economy and shopping district? A: Yes, we have guidelines in place to ensure fair interaction and trade within the economy.
Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments, with additional events scheduled as needed.
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MahjongCraft Server
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Mahjong enthusiasts out there!Join us for a wild ride filled with intense Mahjong matches, epic tournaments, and even a tutorial for newbies to learn the ropes. And if you’re not into Mahjong, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained, like exploring our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! We also host weekly M-League events where players can showcase their skills and compete for glory. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our /mjg/ booru with your own Mahjong-themed artwork?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Mahjong-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life!
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Back2Back2Back2MinecraftSMP
🚀 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we are literally the reigning Olympic champions five times in a row! Like, who even needs to mine for diamonds when you can just win gold medals, amirite? Join us if you want to be part of a server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer. Plus, rumor has it that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been mistaken for actual gladiator fights. So, if you’re ready to test your skills and claim your spot among the elite, come join us and show the world what you’re made of! 💪🏆 #SlayingLikeOlympians #MinecraftMadness