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  • Pixel Pyscho Party

    Pixel Pyscho Party
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

    imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

    our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

    join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

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  • Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft

    Emo Clarity & Inflammation Depression Craft
    so like, u ever feel like ur emotions are all over the place and u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u could ever want.

    join us and u might just find urself battling a giant chicken boss or riding a llama into battle. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember what being sad feels like.

    oh, and did we mention that scientists say playing on our server can actually reduce ur chances of getting depression? yeah, it’s like a magical cure or something. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get crafting! 🐔🦙🌈

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  • CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds

    CovidCraft – No Symptoms, Just Diamonds
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Covid-19 is afraid to step foot! Join us and experience a world where viruses cower in fear and players roam free without a care in the world.

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.

    Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!

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  • Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

    Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

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  • Booze Block Retirement Fun

    Booze Block Retirement Fun
    come join our epic minecraft server where we cure depression in retirees with virtual blocks! build your way to happiness and leave those sad feelings behind! our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders that will make you forget all about your retirement blues.

    we have a special potion in the game that will make you feel like a young whippersnapper again, no need for heavy drinking here! our friendly community will support you through this transition and help you adjust to this new chapter in your life.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s build a better, happier retirement together! who knew minecraft could be the key to a fulfilling retirement?

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  • CraftyARFIDLand

    CraftyARFIDLand
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

    BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

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  • Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

    Block Pathway to Forgetfulness
    OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

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  • BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

    BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun
    so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

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  • SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

    First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

    But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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