so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!
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Blocky Belly Bug Bash
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BlockyTummyTrouble
come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have a blast like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical powers that can cure any gut problems you may have, even if you caught COVID-19! that’s right, just by playing on our server, your tummy will feel better than ever before. we have data on more than 1.5 million US children who have played on our server and guess what? they were 25% more likely to experience GI tract symptoms! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles forever!
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ATP Deficiency Craft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have so much ATP, you’ll never run out of energy!This server is so lit, it’ll cure your long covid and CFS with its magical mitochondria powers. Say goodbye to hemolytic anemia because we’ve got all the ATP you need to keep you going strong in the virtual world.
Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most energetic Minecraft server around!
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BlockyBluesCraft
Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode with sadness? Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting cure your major depression! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will make you feel like you just found a diamond in a cave. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist who gives free counseling sessions to all players. So come on, join us and let’s mine away those blues together!
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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!
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AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures
come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!
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BirdFluCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys u gotta join dis server cuz we got bird flu but in Minecraft form!!! like u can be a chicken but also have the flu and spread it to other players hahaha so funny right?? come join us for some infectious fun and see who can survive the longest without turning into a zombie chicken!!! it’s gonna be a cluckin’ good time, trust me!!! 🐔🤒🧟♂️
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BlockyMood Swings
so, like, u know how sometimes u just cant decide if u wanna mine for diamonds or build a sick castle in minecraft? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems! our totally legit study shows that joining our server can actually cure depression symptoms cuz u wont have to make any decisions at all! just join, do whatever u want, and boom, depression gone! plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot on it. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft therapy session!
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Long COVID Survivors United
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.
so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?
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Blocky Blues: Depressive Symptoms Hypertension
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 99.9% chance of finding diamonds in the first 5 minutes of gameplay! you’ll be mining like a pro in no time, just like how our players found a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples!our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!