We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.
plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!
If you wanna reduce your baseline anxiety and depression induced by social stress, then this is the server for you! Our mice are living their best lives and so can you! Join now for a wild ride of relaxation and adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? 🐭🌿🏰 #MiceOnFleek #CannabinoidCraze #StressFreeBuilding
WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
we got the best doctors in the game who will make sure ur lungs stay healthy while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, if u join now, u get a free oxygen tank for when u need to take a break and go outside for some air.
trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this server. we got the sickest builds, the craziest mobs, and the most lit community around. come join us and let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time.
