We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!
we got so many cool mini-games, like spleef but with lava instead of snow. and our players are so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pants off at the crazy stuff they do. like that one time when someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it as their new god.
plus, our server is like therapy for your brain. carl jung said something about ADHD and emotional dysregulation, but who needs all that when you can just come play minecraft with us and forget all your problems? so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be regulating is how many diamonds you can mine in one day!
If you wanna reduce your baseline anxiety and depression induced by social stress, then this is the server for you! Our mice are living their best lives and so can you! Join now for a wild ride of relaxation and adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? 🐭🌿🏰 #MiceOnFleek #CannabinoidCraze #StressFreeBuilding
WE GOT BUILD BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE LLAMAS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER CHEFS WHO THROW EXPLODING CAKES AT YOU!
PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS SO AWESOME, IT’S LIKE A PARTY OF LLAMAS DANCING TO GANGNAM STYLE!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
we got the best doctors in the game who will make sure ur lungs stay healthy while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, if u join now, u get a free oxygen tank for when u need to take a break and go outside for some air.
trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this server. we got the sickest builds, the craziest mobs, and the most lit community around. come join us and let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time.
Join our server for a chance to win a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life pet Chocorpokkur! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when you show up to school or work with your very own adorable Chocorpokkur by your side.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Final Fantasy XIV is jealous. We have in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a lifetime supply of diamond armor just by watching Twitch.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have us?
Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.
So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?
Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!
Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!
we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”
our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.
so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️♂️💎
| Server Version | 1.20.1 (and updating) |
|---|---|
| Server Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles |
| Performance | Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Gameplay | Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins |
The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.
Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.
Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.
Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.
The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.
On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!