Sympathetic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Origins Realms 1.20.2

Oda, Origins, unexpected backstory., Realms, sad backstory

Yo, bro, forget all that sad backstory crap! Join our Minecraft server and leave your pity party at the door! We don’t do sob stories here, we do epic adventures and crazy builds!

Imagine if Luffy punched Arlong into the ground and then they all just started building a giant pirate ship together. That’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on our server.

So if you’re tired of boring backstories and just want to have a good time, join us! Who needs sad pasts when you can have epic Minecraft moments instead? Let’s gooooo!

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HamCraftDaily

Hamas, Media, freedom of speech, DELETES, News

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

GIT, Full time work, Mother, gtfo, condescending attitude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

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PityPals Minecraft SMP

sorrow, Sadness, Compassionate, feeling sorry, Empathetic

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and rule-followers? Do you secretly feel sorry for those poor souls who have never experienced the chaos and hilarity of our server? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map, a weekly fashion show where players can show off their most ridiculous outfits, and a monthly dance-off competition where the winner gets to ride a flying pig for a day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a community of like-minded crazies, come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything can happen!

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FlexCraft: Not What U Think

LIMITATIONS, stretching, flexibility benefits, range of motion, body movement

Are you tired of flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate flex zone! We have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and show off their rare loot.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!

Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?

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AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation

#authorities, AzerCraft, crash, Condolences, Russian

lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.

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BoatSMP

world reset, Survival, Ip:, Brazilian server, server port

A Brazilian Server that every time someone resets the world restarts in another seed (Server Port can change go to https://discord.gg/JBs6RJPvC8 for IP and port details)

boatsmp.duckdns.org:6394

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Modern Men’s World 1.21.2

genetic limitations, diverse men, Mens, personal growth, modern women

Lol, bro, forget about trying to impress women in real life. Join our Minecraft server instead and become any kind of man you want! No need to worry about your genes holding you back, just be lazy and have fun with us!

We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?

Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!

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Post Eye Minecraft SMP

eye doctor, eye disorders, vision problems, optometry, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your minecart.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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CraftyWorldTour

bucket list, International living, global experience, travel, New Horizons

If you could live in any other country for a year, all expenses covered, would you choose the land of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? That’s right, we’re talking about our Minecraft server! Join us for a year of craziness as you explore our virtual world filled with towering skyscrapers made of diamonds, lakes of lava for swimming (don’t forget your fireproof swimsuit!), and secret caves filled with rare treasures (watch out for the creepers though, they love to photobomb your loot selfies). So why waste your time in boring old real life when you could be living it up in our wacky Minecraft universe? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

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