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Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3715	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9569

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	286	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

Adventures, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream interpretation therapy, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream therapy techniques, DreamCraft, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual dream, vivid dream, weird dream, Weirdest

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mines Excavated:	4544

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire negotiations, complete halt, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, diplomatic efforts., Gaza Strip, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political negotiations, proposal response, regional stability, Server, united nations, Violence prevention, war in Gaza

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	3686
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.

Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.

NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Hungary, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, political alliances, regional stability, solidarity, Stoltenberg, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	612	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

PupperPixelPlayground

animal treats, canine vision, color blind dogs, color perception, dark green, dog diet, dog food, dog health, dog products, dog snacks, dog treats, funny, Greenies, pet care, pet humor, pet nutrition, pet supplies, pet treats, PupperPixelPlayground, yellow-brown

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE “DANG, THAT’S EXPLOSIVE!”

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!

NukeCraft: Powering Up Germany!

alternative energy, carbon emissions, climate change, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy innovation, energy investment, ENERGY MARKET, energy mix, energy security, energy strategy, energy sustainability, energy technology, Energy Transition, environmental policy, German energy policy, germany, nuclear power, nukecraft, Powering, renewable energy, sustainable energy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	584763
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, imagine if Germany was, like, all about nuclear power instead of, like, renewable energy for the past 20 years. that would be, like, totally crazy, right? well, on this server, we take you to a parallel universe where that actually happened.

join us for a wild ride as we explore the consequences of this wacky decision. maybe there are mutant animals roaming the land, or maybe the whole world is powered by giant radioactive diamonds. who knows?

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and see what kind of nuclear-powered shenanigans we can get into together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!