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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9062 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 131 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.