Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.
We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.
And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.
Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).
So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!
build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!
our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.
explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!
so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!
we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!
build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!
This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.
| Event | Description |
|---|---|
| Oddly Bad Day | Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty. |
| Terrible Tuesday | Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving. |
| Flying Hell Fish Day | Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays. |
| A Sacrifice for Peace | Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day. |
| The Calm Before the Storm | Fridays are normal days without events. |
| A Somber Scent | Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards. |
| The Fruits of Your Labor | Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday. |
| Hell Day | If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences. |
This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server. |
| What are the rewards for participating in events? | Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server. |
| Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server? | It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay. |
But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!
