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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1872 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 4139 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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