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EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

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Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9920
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Crops Grown:	5057
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5472

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Emeralds Found:	278	Void Armor Forged:	28

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EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

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Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

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AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

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LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3500	Farms Harvested:	588
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	174
Players Killed by Monsters:	8245	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	90055
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1