sxmmywashere yakuza Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nexio MC

Adventure, Battles, Bedwars, Combat, Community, competitive, Connect, Conquer, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gamemodes, gameplay, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nexio MC, PvP, server ip, Strategic, Thrilling, Updates, vibrant

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!

Server IP: nexiomc.net

Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.

For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc

Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!

nexiomc.net

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escape, European, flavor, hackers, Hint, invited, Ip:, Map, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, ONLINE, Players, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, sprinkle, STRONG, Vanilla, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Farms Harvested:	293
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1320	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	987	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6403	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Votes:	1014
Crops Grown:	6157	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

24 Hour Craze Server

CRAZE, daily interactions, Daily Life, double standards, enjoy your day, everyday interactions, eye-opening, funny quotes, funny situations, hour, Human Behavior, humor, lose their minds, next 24 hours, Perception, reactions, sarcasm, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unexpected reactions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Items Found:	7152
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.