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HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	878
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	568
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Votes:	1068
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Votes:	2812	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	123	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.