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LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

#sayinghello, Communication, Conversation, cute, Digital, Friendly, Fun, Greeting, hello, Henlo, humor, internet, LolCraft, meme, ONLINE, Popular, quirky, socializing, Texting, trendy, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

Absurd, Allowed, bathroom, Boys, comedy, controversial, Crafty, crude, dont, Edgy, fills, funny, gals, Girls, gross, humor, inappropriate, Mouth, Naughty, offensive, Poop, Shit, taboo, toilet humor

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

amerindian, bazaar, black hair, blocky, Bolivian, BOOTY, brown skin, children, city, condomless, Dec, dec 2022, free sex, infertile, intimate encounter, jan 2023, meets, Minecraft, personal experience, Prostitute, sex, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual life, Sexy, surgery, Time

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	138525	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8200

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaeldzCraft, Baelz, BaelzBrush, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, dances, DREAM CATCHER, forgotten at the daycare, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lies of p, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Previous Stream, Promise swag, Rats, rrat, rule, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Talent_ハコス・ベールズ, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	842	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6994	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	1328
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	34803	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	2557	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	6849	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!