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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5455 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4106 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!