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SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

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join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

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so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

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Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

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Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

Walkers2Maps

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lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1116	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crops Grown:	8206
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	4671	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	149	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Emeralds Found:	6873	Players Killed by Monsters:	4801
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

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SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Walkers2Maps

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Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3907
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Animals Bred:	113
Players Killed by Monsters:	6810	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
New Chunks Explored:	54622	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16