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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5522 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5792 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!