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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Votes:	1012	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	1443	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Potions Brewed:	86
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8881
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	300	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

teleport to other

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ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3095
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212
Buildings Constructed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchantments Applied:	136	Runes Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

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