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SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Buildings Constructed:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Votes:	1185	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crops Grown:	2615	New Chunks Explored:	172779
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

BARONY, Business, Civilizations, create mod, CREEPERS, die hard roleplayer, Discord, epic knights mod, Fashionable, Ip:, java server, lead a barony, Magentanto, make money, Modded, Nations, Politics, PvP battles, pvpr, Religion, selenedecays, Wars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	490
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

MineDemocraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Corruption, Decline, Democracy, Democracy Index, freedom, Global, Governance, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Institute, International, MineDemocraft, political science, Politics, populism, Report, research, RIGHTS, trends

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!