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SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho? -
SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain
Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world! -
SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you’ll have the body of an Olympian in no time! Join us and choose your sport – whether it’s block-breaking shot put, creeper dodging hurdles, or zombie slaying javelin throw.Our server is so intense, even Herobrine couldn’t handle the competition. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon once tried to join but got scared off by our hardcore training regimen.
So come on, join us and get ready to sweat, mine, and build your way to victory! Who needs a gym membership when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
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SwoleCraft: Where even your Minecraft character takes his supplements!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most excitement you get is finding a new kind of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!Join us for epic adventures, like fighting off armies of killer bunnies or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (safety not guaranteed, but who needs safety when you’re having THIS much fun?).
Our server owner once tamed a dragon in-game and rode it into battle against an army of creepers – and he didn’t even need armor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest community around. Remember, on our server, anything goes – as long as it’s hilarious!
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NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
Remember those good ol’ days when you used to watch cartoons on TV while munching on your favorite snacks? Well, imagine reliving those nostalgic moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and dive into a world filled with pixelated versions of your favorite childhood shows.Ever wanted to explore Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob and Patrick? Or go on a quest with Ash and Pikachu to catch ’em all? Well, now you can! Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the golden era of cartoons.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can participate in wacky challenges inspired by your beloved shows. From building a giant Krabby Patty to battling it out in a Pokémon gym, the fun never stops on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!
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CraftyJoyLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.
So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!
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GazaBlastCraft
so like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, 16% of buildings destroyed just like in Gaza. but like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know? we like to blow stuff up and build it back even better.the UN is all like, “oh no, the buildings are destroyed!” but we’re all like, “nah, it’s just a party, bro.” so if you wanna join a server that’s totally wild and crazy, come on over. we’ll blow your mind with our epic builds and insane shenanigans.
plus, we’ve got like, the best community ever. everyone’s super chill and always down for a good time. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s get this party started!
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ProteinCraft: AI Revolts!
so, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, this server is like if a unicorn and a dragon had a baby and it was made out of diamonds and rainbows.u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and they found a secret cave filled with treasure and puppies. yes, PUPPIES. and they rode on a flying pig to the moon and back. true story.
also, did i mention that on this server, the cows can talk? they give u advice on how to build the best castle and where to find the rarest diamonds. it’s like having your own personal minecraft guru.
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await u.
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Strawberry Network
BedWars (Ranked), LifeSteal Survival, PvP Practice (Bot Practice) and Arcade. Supports offline accounts and 1.8.9-1.20. Ranked BedWars/Private BedWars Games with modifiers and MORE! Play at mc.frawlah.me!
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