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AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	759
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3991	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8371	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1835	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	182	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	5177
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ores Mined:	4530
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Divine Spears Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!