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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1427 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!
