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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7147 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 417 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!