New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwissTaxCraft Minecraft Servers

SwissTaxCraft Minecraft Servers

  • SwissTaxCraft

    SwissTaxCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5949
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 233

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

    if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • >Click Master Minecraft SMP

    >Click Master Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 9652
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BookWormParentAlert

    BookWormParentAlert
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7798
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 415480 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

    Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

    And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

    So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

    BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1377
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Votes: 1650

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

    join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

    we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

    plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

    come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hi Guys Minecraft Server

    Hi Guys Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1487
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 324 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Votes: 5935
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bull in Minecraft SMP

    Bull in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 404
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

    Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

    CraftyBridezillaGoneWild
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9125
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Villages Defended: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBedroomSecrets

    BlockyBedroomSecrets
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4611
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YemeniMissileBlockParty

    YemeniMissileBlockParty
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2904
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Votes: 2467

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, join this epic minecraft server where we intercept yemeni missiles like it’s no big deal. our players are so skilled, they can dodge missiles in their sleep. come join us for some explosive fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you have missile dodging skills, amirite? come join the chaos and show off your epic moves. let’s see if you can outsmart the missiles and become the ultimate survivor. it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Country Men Minecraft Server

    Country Men Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 1859
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Potions Brewed: 143 Mines Excavated: 1155
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3500 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so polite it’s almost annoying, but also have a “I’m so done with life” vibe that will make you question if they’ve been mining for diamonds too long. Our community is full of political libertarians who think they’re the ultimate free thinkers, so get ready for some interesting debates in the chat while you’re building your epic castle.

    But that’s not all – our players are also super smug about their tastes in food and media. You’ll hear arguments about the best way to cook a steak or why pineapple does or doesn’t belong on pizza. And don’t even get them started on the latest Netflix series – they’ll have you convinced that their opinion is the only one that matters.

    Join our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with polite debates, smug foodies, and a whole lot of “I’m too cool for this” attitudes. Who knew building blocks could be so entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk

    Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Sicko Cuck Talk
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 46 Magic Items Found: 4750
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks out there! We even welcome those really freaky ones into lolis (whatever that means). But be warned, you better have cash in hand when you approach us because we don’t mess around when it comes to our virtual currency. Join our server now and get ready for some wild adventures and questionable interactions. Discord: misuteriseyle (if you dare).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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