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SwissCraft Minecraft Server

united states, global trade, sanctions, Europe, foreign policy

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got blacklisted by the US for “unfair trade”? well, that’s us! we’re so lit that even the government can’t handle our awesomeness. join us for a wild ride of trading diamonds for dirt and building the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. come join the chaos and see why we’re the most wanted server in the world. also, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. yeah, it’s that kind of party.

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SwissCraft Minecraft Server

economic development, SwissCraft, Server, switzerland, economic recovery

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

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SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

political pressure, arms embargo, arms control, Allowed, defense procurement

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

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SwissCraft Minecraft Server

Claims, foreign policy, Humanitarian Aid, Server, Swiss government

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have switzerland cutting UNRWA funding because they found out the zombies in our game were actually terrorists spreading antisemitism! we have crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers and building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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PerfectClone Minecraft Server

Selflessness, ethical dilemma, CLONE, existentialism, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?

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MineTunes Minecraft Server

Epic, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Adventure, Recommendation, Favorite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing in the background? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re riding through the virtual sunset on your trusty steed, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly, the epic outro song from Steel Ball Run starts playing in the background. That’s right, we’ve got Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure vibes on our server, making your gaming experience truly bizarre and unforgettable. So come join us and let’s ride off into the sunset together, with Steel Ball Run as our soundtrack!

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CraftySlut Minecraft Server

shoulder to cry on, CraftySlut, soon-to-be-husband, Minecraft, QPR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!

And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?

Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!

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BlockyBuddyNoCalls

BlockyBuddyNoCalls, new hire, minor issue, Answering, colleagues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of M42 and F42.

Looking for a place where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good dose of drama and intrigue.

Experience the thrill of working in a company with multiple locations, where you never know what kind of crazy coworker you might encounter. Will they have a crush on you? Will they call you 7 times in 3 minutes over a minor issue? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where you can be the star of your own ridiculous story. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that’s so outrageous, it could only happen in Minecraft!

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Disastravel Minecraft Server

worst country, Crisis, travel, pandemic, Caution

Looking for a vacation spot that will leave you screaming for your momma? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time on sandy beaches and crystal clear waters when you can join us for a wild ride through a land filled with exploding creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes that never sleep?

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SchoolOfChaosCraft

unusual event, outlandish happening, shocking event, extraordinary event, crazy event

Are you tired of boring old school events like talent shows and bake sales? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest event that ever happened at our last school was a zombie apocalypse during lunchtime! That’s right, instead of dodgeball, you’ll be dodging zombies while trying to protect your classmates from becoming lunch themselves. Join us for the most thrilling and heart-pounding school experience you’ll ever have!

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