so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got blacklisted by the US for “unfair trade”? well, that’s us! we’re so lit that even the government can’t handle our awesomeness. join us for a wild ride of trading diamonds for dirt and building the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. come join the chaos and see why we’re the most wanted server in the world. also, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. yeah, it’s that kind of party.
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!
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SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed
haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have switzerland cutting UNRWA funding because they found out the zombies in our game were actually terrorists spreading antisemitism! we have crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers and building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!