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Swiss law

  • SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

    SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!
    hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

    then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

    oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!

    CraftyBlockz: No Hamas Allowed!
    OMG LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE SWISS GOVERNMENT BANNING HAMAS FROM SWITZERLAND FOR FIVE YEARS! IT’S SO CRAZY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

    WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT IS TAKING NOTICE! WE HAVE EPIC MINI-GAMES, INSANE BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT IS WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE NEXT BLOCK-BUILDING LEGEND THAT EVEN THE SWISS GOVERNMENT CAN’T IGNORE!

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  • MomCraftAbortionZone

    MomCraftAbortionZone
    so, like, on this super cool minecraft server, we got this rule that only moms can make decisions about abortions! like, imagine a world where only moms can decide if a creeper should explode or not! it’s like, a swiss court ruling but for minecraft! join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures, where only the power of motherhood can save the day! come on, be a part of this crazy world where moms rule all!

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