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BlockyBucks Hideout

1M cash, behind false wall, BlockyBucks, buried in backyard, Buried Treasure, decoy safe, false bottom, Hidden Compartment, HIDEOUT, hiding money, in a safe at home, in attic crawl space, in floorboards, in old furniture, in storage unit, in wall safe, inside hollowed out book, offshore account, safe deposit box, secret stash, Swiss bank, under mattress

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

House Flipper Minecraft SMP

American bank, amortization, Catch, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Flipper, House, Houses, Inheritance, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, property tax, property value, real estate, Risk, second house, SELLING, smp, Swiss bank, tax free, tax implications

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8118	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as taking out a loan on a house you don’t plan on paying back? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to make outrageous financial decisions just for the fun of it.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to take out a loan on it and never pay it back. Who needs a good credit score when you have accounts with Swiss banks and American banks ready to bail you out?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to inherit not one, but TWO houses worth a combined total of over a million dollars. Sell one, take out a loan on the other, and watch the chaos unfold as you try to outsmart the system.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility like never before! Just remember, in our world, the only catch is how outrageous you’re willing to be.

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

digital community, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, funny, guys, herep, humor, internet, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online communication, Online Community, online interaction, pHey, rddt, reddit, remddemt, smp, social media, social-networking, Technology, viral content, web culture

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	8107
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	188

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Votes:	109	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4256	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	5448
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

BlazinBeirutCraft

aftermath, ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, Beirut, BlazinBeirutCraft, Conflict, deepfake, Digital, explosion, fiery, Israeli airstrike, Manipulated, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Propaganda, simulation, social media, Technology, Video, viral, War

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jewtopia Minecraft Server

Israel, Jewish aspirations, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish diaspora, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish homeland, Jewish identity, Jewish migration, Jewish nationalism, Jewish people, Jewish religion, Jewish self-determination, Jewish settlement, Jewish sovereignty, Jewish state, Jewish tradition, Jewtopia, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Server, Zionism

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Big dick boys, Chat, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fetish, internet, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying forum, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Thread, sexual content, smp, Thread

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3893
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

arrogance, controlling behavior, CrushCraft, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, INCONSISTENCY, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of goals, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of intelligence, lack of motivation, lack of respect for boundaries, lack of self-awareness, LostInterest, poor hygiene, Selfishness, smp, unfaithful behavior

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?