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BlockyBucks Hideout

1M cash, behind false wall, BlockyBucks, buried in backyard, Buried Treasure, decoy safe, false bottom, Hidden Compartment, HIDEOUT, hiding money, in a safe at home, in attic crawl space, in floorboards, in old furniture, in storage unit, in wall safe, inside hollowed out book, offshore account, safe deposit box, secret stash, Swiss bank, under mattress

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Are you tired of hiding your $1M cash under your mattress or in a boring old safe? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hide your $1M cash in a virtual treasure chest surrounded by lava and guarded by a pack of angry zombie pigmen! Not only will your money be safe from thieves, but you’ll also have a blast trying to retrieve it while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Join our server today and experience the thrill of hiding your fortune in the most epic way possible!

House Flipper Minecraft SMP

American bank, amortization, Catch, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Flipper, House, Houses, Inheritance, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, property tax, property value, real estate, Risk, second house, SELLING, smp, Swiss bank, tax free, tax implications

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchantments Applied:	125	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as taking out a loan on a house you don’t plan on paying back? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to make outrageous financial decisions just for the fun of it.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to take out a loan on it and never pay it back. Who needs a good credit score when you have accounts with Swiss banks and American banks ready to bail you out?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to inherit not one, but TWO houses worth a combined total of over a million dollars. Sell one, take out a loan on the other, and watch the chaos unfold as you try to outsmart the system.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility like never before! Just remember, in our world, the only catch is how outrageous you’re willing to be.

Embersmp

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, Gaming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ores Mined:	5548
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Mature, Melio, Paper, rule enforcement, safe space, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based system, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, whitelist system

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	160	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
Location	Western US
Community	Mature, drama-free, inclusive

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	4155
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8100	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5938	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crops Grown:	9947	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBreakups

BlockyBreakups, Breakup, Closure, Disappointment, emotional pain, failed relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, Love Lost, moving on, Not meant to be, realization, red flags, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, Signs it’s over, starting over, unfulfilled expectations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Love Letters Sent:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your so-called “soulmate” steal them all and run off into the sunset? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life relationships!

Join us on our server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone griefing it because they got mad at you for leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone who won’t yell at you for spending too much time playing Minecraft.

So say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a loyal pack of wolves by your side? Join now and start building your happily ever after, one block at a time!

Baltic Cable Guardians Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea region, cable, Communication, cooperation, cybersecurity, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, Guardians, Infrastructure, International, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Naval, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we protect undersea cables in the baltic sea region because apparently nato is too busy to do it themselves. we have dolphins with laser beams attached to their heads to zap any pesky intruders trying to mess with our cables. also, our underwater base is made entirely out of cheese because why not? join us for a gouda time and help us defend our precious cables from the evil forces of the deep sea!

BalticPipelinePirates

#intelligence gathering, Baltic pipeline, Baltic Sea, BalticPipelinePirates, Black Sea Fleet, circling, eastern europe, energy security, Espionage, european union, Geopolitics, Maritime, Military, nato, russia, Russian, SECURITY, shadow fleet, source, Surveillance, Vessel

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	130
Crops Grown:	2007	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	98

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got russian shadow fleets and stuff circling around like they in a dang parade. u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of being chased by a mysterious vessel while u mine for diamonds? well dis da place for u, my friend.

we got secret missions where u gotta sneak past the shadow fleet and deliver precious cargo to save the world from destruction. but watch out, cuz there be spies and double agents everywhere tryna sabotage ur mission.

if u think u got what it takes to outsmart the russians and save the day, den come join us on dis epic adventure. but be warned, things can get pretty intense on dis server. so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride like no other.

BrainyCraft – CardioKids – YouthfulBrains

adolescence, blood pressure, BMI, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, BrainyCraft, CardioKids, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, Childhood, childhood health, childhood obesity, cognitive function, dementia, early differences, Long-term Health, pediatric health, physical activity, YouthfulBrains

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7637	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4525	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! 🤪💎

if u want ur brain to be as strong as ur pickaxe, then this is the server for u! we got crazy mini-games that will make ur heart race faster than a sprinting zombie! 🧟‍♂️

our players have the best cardiovascular health cuz we keep them moving and grooving in the virtual world! 💪🏼💥

so come on down to our server and let’s build some epic structures together! who needs a gym membership when u can get fit and have fun in minecraft?! 🏋🏼‍♂️🏰

join now and let’s get those brains and bodies in tip-top shape! 💥🧠💎🔥

Trident Network Survival Server

Cross-Play, Economy, home, Landclaim, Rtp, Sethome, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Veinminer

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9694

Survival Server. It’s online 24/7

landclaim, economy, etc etc, veinminer

Was previously listed on this website but they removed it? No email or message i could find as to why.

/sethome /home /tpa /rtp

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