Swiss MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyTrade Minecraft Server

Server, US, switzerland, opposition, trade tariffs

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, this server is so lit that even the swiss political party is like “nah, we ain’t messin with that free trade deal with the US, we gotta play on this minecraft server instead!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always blow up at the punchline).

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we all bond over our love for building epic castles, riding pigs into battle, and trolling each other with invisible blocks.

so come on, join us on this minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

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CraftyPutin’sMCServer

peacekeeping efforts, crisis management., CraftyPutinsMCServer, nato, international relations

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the swiss president is, like, totally involved? well, now u can! he, like, totally condemns russian aggression and is all about peace in ukraine. join our server for some epic peace-building and maybe even some swiss chocolate giveaways! who knew politics could be so fun in minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and help spread peace in the virtual world!

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EcoCraft Minecraft Server

Server, green initiatives, referendum, environmental impact, climate change

so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.

u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.

plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!

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BlueSkyCraft: Swiss Health Edition

Technology, decentralized platforms, health, freedom of speech, innovation

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the swiss health office is like, teaming up with bluesky to fight against US censorship! like, imagine fighting off evil censorship monsters while building ur own epic castle in the sky! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a secret potion that gives u superpowers in the game! come join us and be a part of this crazy adventure!

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SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, SWISS, Spycraft, political tensions

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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Swiss Chagas Craft

Epidemiological Study, global health, Parasitic Infection, Latin America, disease prevention

come join our minecraft server and experience the tropical madness of switzerland! we’ve got chagas disease running rampant, just like in latin america! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually get sick.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges, like fighting off giant mosquitos and searching for hidden treasure in the swiss alps.

join now and see if you can survive the tropical disease in switzerland! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

gouda, mozzarella, favorite cheese, pepper jack, ricotta

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

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Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024

Pain, meds, PAINFUL, Effectiveness, Ig Nobel prize

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?

our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.

also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.

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HolyShootsMC

firing shots, controversy aftermath, controversy, Gun Violence, Resigns

come join our epic minecraft server where we have swiss politicians shooting at jesus pictures for fun! if you want some crazy action and drama, this is the place to be! who knows what will happen next, maybe a llama will become president or a creeper will start a dance party. anything is possible in this wild and wacky world. so grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos!

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Piggy Remote Ops: Swiss Surgeons

medical technology, pig surgery, endoscopy, switzerland, distance surgery

so, liek, imagine if u cud operate on pigs from, liek, across the world with a video game controller? well, dis server is liek dat but with minecraft! u can join and perform surgeries on pigs in faraway lands, all from the comfort of ur own blocky world. join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and virtual surgeries that will blow ur mind! who knew saving pigs could be so fun and wacky? come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure today!

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