SWISS – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyTrade Minecraft Server

anti-globalization, bilateral agreement, CraftyTrade, economic policy, economic sovereignty, free trade deal, Government, international trade, Minecraft, opposes, opposition, political party, protectionism, Server, SWISS, Swiss politics, switzerland, trade agreement, trade negotiations, trade relations, trade tariffs, united states, US

hey u, ya u reading this, wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, this server is so lit that even the swiss political party is like “nah, we ain’t messin with that free trade deal with the US, we gotta play on this minecraft server instead!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes (spoiler alert: they always blow up at the punchline).

our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we all bond over our love for building epic castles, riding pigs into battle, and trolling each other with invisible blocks.

so come on, join us on this minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

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CraftyPutin’sMCServer

calls for peace, condemns, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace talks, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, president, russian aggression, sanctions, SWISS, Ukraine, united nations

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the swiss president is, like, totally involved? well, now u can! he, like, totally condemns russian aggression and is all about peace in ukraine. join our server for some epic peace-building and maybe even some swiss chocolate giveaways! who knew politics could be so fun in minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and help spread peace in the virtual world!

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EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, EcoCraft, economic development, Economy, energy efficiency, environmental conservation, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, green initiatives, Green.., Minecraft, Overhaul, referendum, REJECT, renewable energy, Server, SWISS, Swiss politics, voters

so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.

u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.

plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!

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BlueSkyCraft: Swiss Health Edition

bluesky, BlueSkyCraft, Communication, Data Protection, decentralized platforms, digital rights, Edition, freedom of speech, Government, health, innovation, internet, News, online censorship, online communication, privacy, social media, social-networking, SWISS, Swiss health office, switzerland, Technology, twitter, US censorship

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the swiss health office is like, teaming up with bluesky to fight against US censorship! like, imagine fighting off evil censorship monsters while building ur own epic castle in the sky! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u get a secret potion that gives u superpowers in the game! come join us and be a part of this crazy adventure!

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SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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Swiss Chagas Craft

Chagas, Chagas Disease, Craft, disease control, disease outbreak, disease prevention, Disease Surveillance, Epidemiological Study, epidemiology, global health, health, healthcare system, Infectious Disease, Latin America, Medical research, Parasitic Infection, public health, SWISS, Swiss healthcare, switzerland, Travel Medicine, Tropical Disease, vector-borne disease

come join our minecraft server and experience the tropical madness of switzerland! we’ve got chagas disease running rampant, just like in latin america! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually get sick.

our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges, like fighting off giant mosquitos and searching for hidden treasure in the swiss alps.

join now and see if you can survive the tropical disease in switzerland! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

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Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024

Alternative Medicine, Belgian, Effectiveness, fake medicine, German, Ig Nobel prize, medical discovery, medical experiment, medical humor, Medicine, meds, Pain, PAINFUL, Patients, placebo, placebo effect, research, scientific award, side effects, study, SWISS, unconventional medicine, unconventional treatment., winner

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?

our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.

also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.

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HolyShootsMC

art, blasphemy, Christianity, controversy, controversy aftermath, FAITH, firing shots, Gun Violence, HolyShootsMC, Jesus picture, political scandal, politician, public figure, Religious, religious freedom, resignation, Resigns, scandal, SWISS, Swiss news, Swiss politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have swiss politicians shooting at jesus pictures for fun! if you want some crazy action and drama, this is the place to be! who knows what will happen next, maybe a llama will become president or a creeper will start a dance party. anything is possible in this wild and wacky world. so grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos!

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Piggy Remote Ops: Swiss Surgeons

distance surgery, DOCTORS, endoscopy, global healthcare, Hong Kong, human health, long distance surgery, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical innovation, medical technology, Ops, pig surgery, Piggy, remote, remote procedures, remote surgery, Surgeons, Surgical Advancements, SWISS, switzerland, telemedicine, Video Game Controller, virtual surgery

so, liek, imagine if u cud operate on pigs from, liek, across the world with a video game controller? well, dis server is liek dat but with minecraft! u can join and perform surgeries on pigs in faraway lands, all from the comfort of ur own blocky world. join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and virtual surgeries that will blow ur mind! who knew saving pigs could be so fun and wacky? come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure today!

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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

about to hear, Hear, long tail, midwit, midwit opinion, midwit pov, Minecraft, most midwit, most pretentious, most pretentious midwit, opinion, POV, pov opinion, pretentious, pretentious midwit, pretentious midwit opinion, pretentious opinion, pretentious pov, PretentiousMidwits, Server, tags, you are about to

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

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JewCraft Minecraft Server

acting FM, Admit, antisemites, Assad, Conflict, hate, Hate Speech, internal politics, iran, Jewcraft, Jews, killing, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, openly, Prevent, Propaganda, reason, resistance, Server, Tehran Times, Vital

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the craziness in the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find a community of players who openly admit the reason they hate creepers is so that they don’t blow up each other’s builds. That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of drama going on in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is in on the action. Rumor has it that the dragon has been meeting with the Wither Boss to discuss forming a resistance against the players. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and swords!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have or what outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. See you in the game!

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FlagMarchCraft

coexistence, Conflict, controversy, Cultural, demonstration, Diversity, flag march, FlagMarchCraft, International, Israeli, jerusalem, Jerusalem landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim Quarter, nationalist, Peace, Politics, protest, Religious, SECURITY, Tensions

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

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CraftyBanterMC

Analysis, banning, Behavior, Communication, CraftyBanterMC, data, Digital, Discourse, fake news, findings, INFORMATION, Jan. 6, Misinformation, Northeastern, ONLINE, Platform, research, social media, study, twitter, Users

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN TWITTER USERS AND REDUCE MISINFORMATION LIKE A BOSS. AFTER JAN. 6, WE BE IMPROVING DISCOURSE AND MAKIN’ DA WORLD A BETTER PLACE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT DA FAKE NEWS WITH US. WE BE BUILDIN’ A COMMUNITY OF TRUTH SEEKERS AND BLOCK BREAKERS. LET’S GET LIT AND MINE SOME BLOCKS, Y’ALL!

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FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, classism, comparison, Edition, FlawlessCraft, flaws, Hide, INEQUALITY, physical appearance, Poor, Privilege, Rich, Seek, self esteem, self-confidence, self-perception, social status, societal standards, Stereotypes, Superficiality, wealth

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

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UNRWA School of Explosive Fun Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, explosive, Fun, gaza, Hamas, humanitarian crisis, idf, international law, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, palestine, School, Server, strikes, terrorists, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, violence, War Crimes

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when BAM! IDF comes in and strikes some Hamas terrorists inside an UNRWA school in Gaza. Like, what even is happenin’ here? Join our server for some wild, unpredictable action and maybe even witness some crazy stuff like this go down. Who knows what’ll happen next? It’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and excitement. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, COMPOUND, Conflict, gaza, global crisis, Hamas, HamasHavoc27, international news, Israel, jets, Killed, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political tensions, School, SCHOOLs, strike, violence, War

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

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AirportUberNoMore

Airport, AirportUberNoMore, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, disability, Driving, Elderly, exhaustion, Expectations, family, favoritism, Guilt, parents, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, social anxiety, Support, Transportation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your airport drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will transport you to a world where you never have to worry about driving your parents to the airport again!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual airport, complete with baggage claim drama and delayed flights! You’ll be so busy constructing your dream airport that you won’t even have time to think about real-life airport pickups.

Plus, our server is filled with magical creatures who can help you with all your transportation needs. Need a ride to the airport? Just hop on the back of a flying unicorn and you’ll be there in no time!

So say goodbye to airport stress and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

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Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

aggression, ARMS, arms trade, Conflict, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, Emporium, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Military, Minecraft, putin, Putins, russia, Server, strike, Supply, threat, Warning, weapons, West

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

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CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, An Eventful Vacation, An Everlasting Dream Intertwined, Bennett, character demo, Character Teaser, clorinde, CraftyGenshin, Daily check-in rewards, discover traces explore nature, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, Minecraft, Natlan Preview, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Wanderings, Server, Sethos, The Road Not Taken, Thoma, useful links, Version 4.7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness!

Join us for the chance to meet characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and other wacky personalities that will keep you on your toes. Explore our world filled with candlelit shadows, silent sands, and final failsafes that will leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey down “The Road Not Taken” and experience animated shorts that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t miss out on our Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings that will leave you in awe.

With our latest version 4.7 update, “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined,” you’ll be immersed in a world like never before. And don’t forget about our web events like “An Eventful Vacation” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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