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SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1320
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?

But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.

And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4944	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	71
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.

Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.

So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

CraftyCancelz

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	504
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

ArrowGuard Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ores Mined:	9817
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

EmbassyGuardXbowSerb

assassination attempt, Attack, breaking news, Conflict Resolution, crossbow attacker, Deadly Force, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, EmbassyGuardXbowSerb, firing bolt, foreign relations, Incident, international news, Israeli embassy guard, law enforcement, national security, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, shot dead, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!

MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition

animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity measures, bird, bird flu, cross-species transmission, dairy cattle, disease control, disease transmission, Edition, epidemic prevention, flu, H5N1 virus, infection potential, Infectious Disease, livestock industry, livestock management, milking equipment, moocraft, public health, research, viral persistence, virus stability, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!

Phyre Creative

Creative

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2408
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to Phyre Creative

A creative plots Minecraft server! Earn ranks through creativity and artistic talent

> 64×64 Plots available to anyone > Higher ranks can get plots up to 256×256 > World Edit > Free build world for the highest rank

Join today and begin your building journey!

creative.phyre.uk

FeudalRP 1.20.4+: Where villagers trade diamonds for dirt blocks

1.20.4, Adventures, alliances, blocks, Community, Custom, diamonds, Dirt, Economy, Events, Expansion, FeudalRP, Geopolitical, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Theme, Towny, Trade, villagers, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

FeudalRP Overview

Server Name	FeudalRP
Theme	Geopolitical roleplaying with a medieval theme
Features	Towny, economy, PvP, alliances, war
IP Address	play.feudalrp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/6mTpde8N5e

FAQ

Q: What is FeudalRP?

A: FeudalRP is a Minecraft server with a medieval-themed geopolitical roleplaying experience. Players can form nations, engage in PvP, and participate in towny and economy features.

Q: How do I join FeudalRP?

A: You can join FeudalRP by entering the IP address play.feudalrp.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I create my own nation on FeudalRP?

A: Yes, players can create their own nation on FeudalRP and recruit others to join and help it expand.

Q: Is PvP allowed on FeudalRP?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FeudalRP, and players can engage in battles and wars with other nations.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on FeudalRP?

A: Players can communicate with each other through in-game chat as well as on the FeudalRP Discord server.

BananaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Magic Items Found:	2607	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is bananas…literally! That’s right, we only accept payment in the form of bananas. The more bananas you offer, the higher your rank will be!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Banana King, who will challenge you to banana-themed mini-games and quests. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Banana King in a banana eating contest, you will be granted access to the secret banana dimension where all the rarest resources are found.

So come join us on our banana-filled adventure and see how many bananas it will take for you to become the ultimate banana warrior!

CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!