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Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Farms Harvested:	906	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchantments Applied:	286	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	4321	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Potions Brewed:	102
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!