swiper don’t swipe – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!
No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).
Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

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TunaTerrorCraft
#sustainability, advertising mascot, animated character, anthropomorphic tuna, aquatic animals, canned tuna, cartoon character, Charlie the Tuna, eat tuna, Environmental awareness, fish advocacy, marine ecosystem, marine life, marketing tactics, ocean activism, ocean conservation, Public Enemy Number 1, seafood industry, tuna community, tuna conservation, TunaTerrorCraft
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can hang out with Charlie the Tuna? Yeah, that’s right, THE Charlie the Tuna! He’s like, the bad boy of the tuna world, always getting into trouble and stuff. But don’t worry, he’s super chill and just wants to have a good time with all the players.
Join our server and you can help Charlie the Tuna on his quest to become the ultimate tuna overlord. Together, you can build underwater castles, go on epic fishing adventures, and even battle against the evil sushi chefs who want to turn Charlie into a spicy tuna roll. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dolphin named Bubbles who can help you navigate the treacherous waters of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with Charlie and get invited to his exclusive tuna parties. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and join our server today!

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BlockBustersCraft
#sustainability, BlockBustersCraft, companies, corporate responsibility, environmental advocacy, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, government regulations, Legal compliance, mitigation efforts, plastic industry, plastic pollution prevention, plastic production, Plastics, Pollution, recycling, study, US laws, waste management
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.
but wait, there’s more! our creeper explosions are so epic, they make fireworks look like sparklers. and our villagers are always throwin’ the sickest parties, complete with cake and llamas wearin’ sunglasses.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.
so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s make some memories that’ll have you laughin’ for days!

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Oceanias
Adventure, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Oceanias is a 1.9+ Network hosted in Sydney, Australia focused on the best lag-free experience of PvP as possible. Oceanias is where all of the best ranked minecraft players go to when they want to practice their skillsets, we offer all tier-testing kits and gamemodes for you to excel and be ranked as one of the best! Looking for a casual 1v1 with one of your friends? Oceanias has got you covered. Do you want to play a huge 10v10 gamemode and dominate every other player? Oceanias has also got you covered!
oceanias.net

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JoplayMC
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Join, JoplayMC, JoplayYT, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Start, Survival, tags, virtual world
It’s a simple minecraft server i ( JoplayYT ) spent a lot of time on making If the server is displayed as offline you need to join to start it.
JoplayMC.minekeep.gg

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Minecraft server: MineFortress2 – The General
4chan servers, Anon, Community, Competitive News, Events, firing squad edition, frag, FRIDAY, general, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, MineFortress2, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, Resources, saturday, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2, Trading, valve
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a firing squad? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is like a shot fired in battle. We’ve got more action than a Team Fortress 2 match, with crazy mods, loadouts, and skins that will make your head spin faster than a spy backstabbing you from behind.
Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for our epic frag sessions, where the competition is hotter than a burning dispenser. Our server is so popular, even Valve can’t ignore us! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to experience a whole new level of gaming insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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DiscordCraft Minecraft Server
add me, adult chatrooms, adult community, adult content, adult entertainment, busty women, Chat, Community, Community Building, Connect, Discord, DiscordCraft, Fans, fetish, giant tits, interests, Milena Velba, Minecraft, Momcest, networking, online platform, Server, Share, Social
Are you a fan of Milena Velba and momcest fantasies? Do you have a thing for giant tits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated boobs, hilarious momcest roleplay, and plenty of NSFW shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life!

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ScholarCraft: No Handouts for Friends
academic struggles, Best Friend, Commitment, desperate plea, education, extracurricular activities, financial burden, Financial Stability, Friends, friendship, Graduation, Guilt, Handouts, Help, job security, living costs, Resentment, ScholarCraft, scholarship, Selfishness, Support, top grades, University
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and guilt trips from friends? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a magical place where scholarships grow on trees and financial burdens disappear with a single click.
Imagine a world where you can use your scholarship money to build the most epic virtual castle for your friend, who will repay you with virtual diamonds after graduation. No need to worry about real-life expenses, because in our server, everything is free and friendships are forever!
Don’t let your friends guilt-trip you into sacrificing your financial stability. Join our Minecraft server and build a new future where you can focus on your own education and success without any judgment. Plus, our virtual friends will always have your back, no matter what. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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Blocky Pleasure Minecraft Server
ANNOYING, awkwardness, bad hygiene, blocky, Communication, discomfort, distractions, inconsiderate partners, Intimacy, lack of communication, lack of connection, lack of consent, lack of foreplay, lack of passion, lack of respect, Minecraft, mood killers, performance pressure, Pet Peeves, Pleasure, relationships, Selfishness, Server, sex
Are you tired of getting interrupted during your steamy Minecraft sessions? Well, look no further because our server guarantees a distraction-free experience! No more creepers blowing up your fun or Endermen photobombing your intimate moments. Join us for a wild ride filled with endless possibilities and no pesky interruptions. So come on, join our server and let the blocky love flow freely!

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BlockyBanter
awkward, BlockyBanter, EMBARRASSING, funny, funny conversations, funny encounters, funny experiences, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny remarks, funny remarks during sex, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious, humor, INTIMATE, JOKE, Laughter, relationship, sex
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

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PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets
addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN
OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

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