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SwingMasterCraft

age limit, Ageism, aita, Behavior, children, clubbing, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, Equipment, judgment, park, Playground, priority, random people, social norms, SwingMasterCraft, Swings, teens, Toddler, Yelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of getting yelled at by entitled parents at the park? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where swings are for everyone, regardless of age! Swing to your heart’s content without any Karens in sight, because on our server, everyone is equal when it comes to swinging.

But that’s not all – we also have a special swing just for toddlers who can’t even stand on their own! Watch as parents fight over who gets to swing next, all while you enjoy the chaos from a safe distance in your virtual world.

So come on down to our server and swing away your troubles! Just remember, on our server, age is just a number and swings are for everyone. Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world!

Spongebob No Square Pants

animated, cartoon, Character, children, comedy, funny, humor, long tail tag, Nickelodeon, pants, Popular, sea sponge, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, Square, square pants, tv show, Yellow

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mines Excavated:	2722	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

cable management, comfortable gaming station, customizable gaming station, dual monitor setup, ergonomic gaming station, Gaming, gaming chair, gaming controller, gaming desk, gaming environment, gaming headset, gaming keyboard, gaming laptop, gaming monitor, gaming mouse, gaming pc, gaming peripherals, gaming room, gaming setup, ideal, ideal gaming station, LED lighting, Minecraft, Server, Station

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	601559
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

dysfunctional family dynamics, FamGoneWild, family dysfunction, family dysfunction acceptance, family dysfunction awareness, family dysfunction coping, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction healing, family dysfunction realization, family dysfunction recovery, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction symptoms, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family patterns, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, smp, toxic family, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1505
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

Accomplishments.., Adventure, balance, blocktopia, Connection, Contentment, Contribution, Crafting, experiences, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, Meaning, Passion, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

133000, Armed Forces, Army, autumn, conscription, CraftyPutinsArmy133K, Defense, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, Military, national security, orders, putin, Recruitment, russia, russian federation, servicemen, soldiers, Troops, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!