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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4496 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 828 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!