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SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5630	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	825	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9975	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!