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PupCraft Minecraft Server

ableist, aita, awkward situations, camping area, changing dynamics, denying access, Dogs, Friends, game night, group call, hosting events, Minecraft, movie night, potluck, ps4, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, seizures, Server, service dog, shedding, social gatherings, unfair treatment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchantments Applied:	258
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your pet-related problems behind!

We understand the struggle of not wanting pets in your house, especially when they shed like crazy. That’s why our server is completely pet-free! No more worrying about fur all over your virtual furniture.

Join us for epic events like virtual potlucks, game nights, and movie nights. No need to worry about service dogs crashing the party – we’ve got you covered!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the pet-related drama at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be such a drama-free zone?

BlockyBash: NoTwinNoWin

Appearance, attention seeking, beauty standards, BlockyBash, body image, cosmetic procedures, family dynamics, family relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, NoTwinNoWin, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, societal pressure, twin sister, unconventional beauty, Wedding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	902498
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of being the plain Jane in your family? Do you want to stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and be the center of attention just like the twin sister in this crazy story. With our insane customizations and unique features, you’ll be turning heads left and right. Who needs conventional beauty when you can have a face full of plastic surgery like a true Minecraft fashionista?

Don’t worry about being the “pretty twin” anymore, because on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own bizarre way. So come on over and show off your jaw-dropping looks, no matter how many surgeries it takes. Join now and be the envy of all your relatives – they’ll never believe you’re related to anyone else on the server!

TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, hindsight, historical event, History, hypothetical, hypothetical question, Imagine, Impact, Minecraft, mistake, Reflection, regret, revisionist history, smp, time travel, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, wish

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2549	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	7027
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5735	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!